Too heavy for styrofoam.

Hard days work!

Itsa Party

For those of you who are coming to the party, it is Saturday at 6:00 PM until- if you need directions, just email me at matthew.willis@wtok.com We are getting a keg of beer so if you do not drink beer (steven) you may want to bring your own. So lets all come out and have a great time, hang out with friends, meet new folks, and eat some good food, the menu will include catfish, two kinds of slaw, fries and hushpuppies.

Welcome: "The Broker"

"Online Trading Makes Brokers Obsolete."

Bacon Man, this one's for you...

Happy Monday!!!

what paw paw awoke to this morning...

after another long night of drinking - this seems to keep happening to john. waking up to this...

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TOENAIL?

ENOUGH SAID.

T.G.I.F.

Fire up that grill, pop open a few cold beers, and enjoy the weekend!!!

Jon, I figured this graph would help you out when you are trying to sell Advertising!

Too Bad Alcohol and Cars don't mix!!!

Don't ever leave the country for too long........

...... or you could come back to a bald dog with no balls.

LOOK AT THE LION!

Matt's Journal

It's been about 48 hours since I have visited the stranger, it is how hard to sleep at night, I am constantly tossing and turning. I have become increasingly obstinate and cranky. Tonight will be hard as G-String Divas is coming on HBO, but hopefully I can make it through.

Journal Entry #1

Log date: Thur 7/14/05
19 1/2 hours! Have not made fun of John Pollard since late last night. Cravings hard to resist. May go back to the bright side soon.

The Perfect Cure

Who were the Ad Wizards that came up with this one?

We are coming for you next Matt.

Smooth

Tank Top, circa 1981

Area Tank Top Strained Nearly to Breaking Point

Dead Fish.

It's inevitable, so allow me to be the one... :)

Right Here Pal

Right Here Pal, Right Here

Dennis blows.

I guess it's a good thing that everything is still somewhat in shambles from Hurricane Ivan, because it just ain't lookin' good for poor little Orange Beach. Again. Hmph.

Italy

We apparently don't have any trouble with the insulting your friends part, so I thought I would share a picture or two from Italy.
Kim and I spent a week or so in Italy about a month ago. We went to Rome, Florence, and Venice. My brother and his wife, Chris and Jenny, went with us. Can you guess where the first picture was taken????



We stayed in Florence for a night but never left the Hotel. I guess we were just statued out, or on Marble overload. Either way, it was a nice night of food and wine.
Next we went to Venice. It was beautiful. It is amazing that anyone would ever think to build a city like they did. All walking and boats. We didn't do the Gondola ride, although we thought about it. What we did do was eat an absolutely amazing meal of Seabass and tiramisu. I know you all will be suprised that food is a cotinual theme for my vacations.
The only bad part was that I almost lost Kim to becoming a taxi boat driver. That would definitely be the life. Plus they have lots of shopping..........

added bonus picture...

After Will's post and lovely photo, I feel compelled to include this picture that I took of "your boy" that I am just sure is worthy of some kind of award... Of course, it was taken in his more "grizzly" days (who knew the acquisition of a girlfriend would make a beard disappear?)...

word to your mothers..especially you steve....

hello all - look forward to seeing some good posts on here. especially since most of you have first class educations from THE high school. (yes - Meridian High School..) more to come... by the way - i knew you all were missing your boy - so here he is in all his "glory".

The Beginning

This Blog is my simple way of staying in touch with my friends from around the world. A way to tell stories and allow them to visit me in their own time. And considering my distaste for phones, I need the help. So if you are a friend or just someone playing around on the net, please write. I look forward to hearing from you.