The "Value Team" Leader

We Were Victorious!

We Were Victorious!
Please sing to the tune of "We are the Champions" by Queen.

"We were Victorious"
By umrebel
"I've played softball
Time and again
I've hit the ball
And I've thrown it in
And bad errors
I've made a few
I've had my share of trips and falls
but I've come through"

"We were victorious-my friends
and we'll keep on winning - til the end
We were victorious
We were victorious
No time for Amsouth
Cause we were victorious-over them"

"I've taken my strikes
and my called balls
It brought me pain and torture and all that goes with it
and I hate you all"
"But it's been no grand slam
no rbi single
Consider that if we lose- that I won't mingle
But we ain't gonna looooooooooose-"

"Cause we were victorious-my friends
and we'll keep on winning til the end
We were victorious
We were victorious
No time for Amsouth
Cause we were victorious -over them"


Thanks I'll be here all night- try the veal and dont forget to tip your waiters.

"Look! My left ball is bigger than my right!"

New Book coming out

The title is "I got it." Its about a man who loses his reputation to a girl with pigtails. Its part tragedy, part comedy.