Blog Slackers.

What a bunch of slackers -- I know you people aren't all busy working!!! Anyway, Happy Friday, people...

Oh, How I Love My Sippy Cup o' Vodka...

Second Chance Survival football

For those of us who suck at picking winners, and those who missed the first opportunity, I started a second survival football league. Here is the info:

Group ID# (20513)
Password (madwillis).

Just like last time, 5 bucks to enter, the last man standing wins.

Oh, and congratulations to Matt and Derrick, for not sucking as bad as me an Jon.

Aints.

Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins

NEW ORLEANS—Front-office executives of the New Orleans Saints football team provided a much-needed dose of normalcy Monday when they announced that, for the 23rd year running, the Saints season had been ruined before it began. "I'd say this is even worse than when Mike Ditka traded away all our draft picks to get Ricky Williams," said Saints vice president of pro-personnel operations Bill Kuharich. "But there's one thing we Saints can always rely on: our chances for a winning season being shitcanned before we play a single down. We're proud to have carried on with this tradition despite everything." The National Football League has declined the Saints' "mercy rule" request to be allowed to forfeit all their home games, saying the team must set an example for its home city by being blown out in every contest.